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Useless Information

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head,
before it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A dentist invented the electric chair.

A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately two
teeth every 10 yrs.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. {In my next life,
I want to be a pig!}

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white,
but actually clear.

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

A snail can sleep for three years.

About 20% of all adults in the US have or have had
a cockroach that called their inner ear canal home.

Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating
one olive from each salad served in first-class.

Americans eat an average of 18 acres of pizza every day.

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        Quote du Jour

"The reason there are two senators for each state
is so that one can be the designated driver."
-- Jay Leno

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Among the music catalogs, that Michael Jackson owns
the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking
you up in the morning.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They do not appear
until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because
he does not wear pants.

Donkeys kill more people annually than are killed in
plane crashes.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties
are registered blood donors.

Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and
"Cap'n Crunch" will cause your stools to come out
green.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at
birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled
Aron in honor of his brother.

You cannot kill yourself by holding your breath.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history
not to have a full moon.

Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites
every minute.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)

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Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.

If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end,
you would be dead.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would
be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two
inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a
normal human's neck.

If coloring were not added to Coca-Cola, it would
be green.

If the population of China walked past you single
file, the line would never end because of the rate
of reproduction.

If you pass gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb. {Who figured out this one?}

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually
turn white.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat
one cup of coffee.

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their
bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a Superman
somewhere.

In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture
of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the
milk.

In the great fire of London in 1666, half of London was
burnt down but only six people were injured.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.

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        Quote du Jour

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
-- Frank Zappa

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It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually
than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical
cords cut from women who give birth.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do
death.

Only 7% of the population are lefties.

People do not get sick from cold weather; it is from
being indoors a lot more.

Polar bears are left handed.

Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the
same airplane just in case there is a crash.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people do.

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and
"bump."

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.