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"The Year
1908"
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Only
a century ago...
This will boggle your mind. I know it did mine!
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1907
Ford:
"The Year 1908"
The
year was 1908.
One hundred years ago.
(ok, 99 for those obsessed with
minuscule details}
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some
statistics for the Year 1908 :
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The average life expectancy was 47 years.
Only 14
percent of the homes had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a
telephone.
There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles
of paved
roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
The tallest structure in the world was the
Eiffel Tower!
The average wage in 1908
was 22 cents per hour.
The average worker made between $200 and $400
per year .
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per
year,
A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500
and
$4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about
$5,000 per
year.
More than 95 percent of all
births took place at HOME .
Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE
EDUCATION!
Instead, they attended so-called medical
schools,
many of which were condemned in the press AND
the government as
'substandard. '
Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen
cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only
washed their hair once a month,
and used Borax or egg yolks for
shampoo.
Canada
passed a law that prohibited
poor people from
entering into their country for any
reason.
Five leading causes of death were:
1. Pneumonia
and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5.
Stroke
The American flag had 45 stars.
The population of
Las Vegas , Nevada, was only 30!!!
Crossword puzzles,
canned beer, and ice tea
hadn't been invented yet.
There was no
Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or
write.
Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated
from high
school.
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all
available
over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back
then
pharmacists said, 'Heroin clears the complexion,
gives buoyancy to the
mind,regulates the stomach
and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian
of health.'
( Shocking? DUH!
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Eighteen percent of households had at least
One
full-time servant or domestic help.
There were about 230 reported murders
in the
ENTIRE U.S.A. !
Try to imagine
what it may be like in another 100 years.
... can see it already
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